I lose like 10 followers daily

hotlocalsingle:

how do you draw the infinite cynicism of adult life in someones eyes

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I love how I told my mom I wanted to quit piano for the summer and she teared up and isn’t talking to me because she’s “so disappointed in me and at a loss for words”

defeating:

If you don’t want to date stop making eye contact with me because you’re just leading me on

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THANK GOD I HAVE NORMAL NIPPLES

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puppyluver43:

does this ed hardy shirt make my dick look any bigger

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why do you wish you were dead

becuzz everythin iz s00 wrUNGG nd i just h8 every1 so MUCH UGHHHH:((

: diaryofannefrank: Story time:Okay so when I was a 6th grader and was...

diaryofannefrank:

Story time:

Okay so when I was a 6th grader and was starting to become bi-curious, I went out with this girl for like a year, a year and a half maybe who knows. And today in class we had the class laptops out to do our essay, and when I finished my work I was going to go…

xert:

oh

sirtroyofbaker:

i logged into deviantart and on my homepage of “latest deviations”… there was this

i

just

what

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blazeberg:

In my next life I will most likely be reincarnated into a desk

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